User:Catbag

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This user violently eviscerates whales.
This user is the founder of Wikipedia.



I'm mad gangster. Best recognize. Mad gangster mad gangster mad gangster.


Oh What a Twisted Web We Weave[edit]

As we eat spermacetti on Christmas Eve[edit]

Kekeke. I am a newly registered user here, but I've been an IP around here a long time. I've read a lot of policy, too.

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Whaling[edit]

I am a professional whaler, meaning I kill them. Here are some whales that I have killed:

Sparky[edit]

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Lobster[edit]

Here is my pet lobster going for a swim. He often eats whales.


Oh also GOTEM! (Gotem gotem gotem.)